beyonseh:

not that i don’t like u i’m just at a party

and i am sick and tired of my phone vibrating

sometimes i feel like i live in grand central station

tonight i’m not takin’ no calls cause i’ll be dancin’

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90sdefect:

bettershitbricks:

krxs10:

imsoshive:

90sdefect:

bettershitbricks:

tubesock:

bettershitbricks:

i’m in heat

turn the A/C on

by a/c do you mean agreeable cocky

He meant Acts and Corinthians. Praise God.

open your bibles to luke chapter 15 …

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ive been waiting for you people my whole life

you

people

?

You people as in the lord’s shepherds…bow your heads and say amen and thank the lord

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

liberated-essence:

kiristatic:

mothescripturient:

sisqofanclub:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

youngblackandvegan:

nedahoyin:

fanufactured:

THE ULTIMATE DRAG. Little known fact: Elvin had to wear a wig for the rest if the series because he was snatched at the root.

^^^

black feminism

As soon as a black mom says “lemme tell you something” you know somebody is about to get their feelings hurt

GO OFF

the bold tho

lol she is me. true feminist not this beyonce crap ppl keep trying to feed me

Pointing that one finger is so powerful

(Source: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

shanellbklyn:

thegirlwiththerosetattoo:

maryjblige:

Who wore it better

I AM SCREAMING OMGGGGGG.

Nope. Not tonight. I won’t do it!

poormichelle:

The time she couldn’t shake her hips like Beyonce…

poormichelle:

The time she couldn’t shake her hips like Beyonce…

fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I